I should probably mention for the Peanut Gallery that the "gamma minus" badge receptacle (Thanks Cajun!) was actually Canada's version of TSA.
The last time Swede and I travelled through a United States TSA minded checkpoint, a) my 'range-bag-cum-carry-on' was swabbed and tested positive for explosive residue. Told the guy I worked at a gun range and he let me go saying how jealous he was. b) He thought Swede's keychain was cute.
Have to keep reminding myself that certain members of Canadian society (read that as .gov officials) have half the brain pan of even the most dense of our own .gov drones.