WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!

The 'tards at the local news channels are already spelling our doom here in Houston. Yes, chances are good that Ike will drop in for a visit. So?

Hell, I've slept through every major storm since Alicia. And that bitch killed some folk. Allison? I woke up for her wet ass just in time to back my truck's muffler outta the flood water. My downstairs neighbor only had a quarter inch of water in his apartment. We were six feet over the street, too. Rita? Nothing but a smelly fart in church. Didn't even knock power out at our apartment.

This is gonna get worse before it gets better. I'm talking about the doomsayers on the news. Watch them. It is getting ridiculous. About the same level as the presidential race.